SHUT IT DOWN!
We’re shutting down the government,
Said Trump it makes me proud.
The Democrats can’t stop me
They’re just a useless crowd.
When will it all reopen?
Well, unless I get my wall
With respect to most departments
Here’s my answer: Not at all.
For as Reagan used to tell us
Our approach is much too meek.
Government’s the problem
Not the answer that we seek.
The solution is -- Downsize it,
Expansion days are gone.
Sell it off and privatize it.
Let business take it on.
Though I’ll never give these orders
To our troops whose crucial job
Is making safe our borders
From that awful shithole mob.
Foreign policy: who needs it?
Let commerce do its share
With a Trump Hotel in Moscow
And in cities everywhere.
But all that is for the long term
For twenty-twenty I’ll say more
For now, as is my custom,
Peace and comfort I’ll restore.
So here is my proposal
You should take it, it’s a steal.
For a mere five billion dollars
DONALD TRUMP WILL MAKE THE DEAL