He complains that Megyn Kelly’s a gratuitous offender.
It seems she hurt his feelings which are Oh so very tender.
So he says I’ll do my own thing, and I’ll get a higher rating.
I’m the only one who matters, so there’s no point in debating.
In Britain half a million signed a furious petition.
It said to Trump, just stay away, don’t dare to seek admission.
In my view they’re mistaken, he’d be a natural adorner
I don’t mean of the White House but instead of Hyde Park Corner.